Freebsd Fortunes 4

It is impossible to make anything
foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and
certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
                -- Woody Allen

IT IS IN PROCESS:
        So wrapped up in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless.

It is indeed desirable to be well descended,
but the glory belongs to our ancestors.
                -- Plutarch

It is like saying that for the cause of peace,
God and the Devil will have a high-level meeting.
                -- Rev. Carl McIntire, on Nixon's China trip

It is most dangerous nowadays for a husband to pay any attention to his
wife in public.  It always makes people think that he beats her when
they're alone.  The world has grown so suspicious of anything that looks
like a happy married life.
                -- Oscar Wilde

It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli

It is much easier to suggest solutions
when you know nothing about the problem.

It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.

It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.
                -- Kingsley Amis